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The National Bird Hunters Lawyer Stamp

Lawyer Stamp.

The Stamp must be worn in plain sight at all times, in the spirit of fair chase. It can only be used within legal hunting hours and during a legal bird season. The poaching of Lawyers, will not be tolerated. Shot size must be smaller than 5 shot, but a 12 ga. is legal. It is recommended that the harvest range be greater than 30 yards or less than 5 yards. The Civil Penalties for injuries incurred in the 5 to 30 yard range can be costly. Wrongful death is still considered a bargain, by most lawyers. All State and Federal game laws, as well as bag limits, still apply.

Print a copy of the stamp below and have fun.

The Runt

The National Bird Hunters Lawyer Stamp

Got Lawyers?

I did!

Approved by Dick (Sure Shot) Cheney